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Jean Pierre Polnareff - ic inbox;
???? yes they do
they have fish babies
im pretty sure they fuck
like
that's kind of a universal thing
shit i wish my friend was awake he knows all about shit like this
"hey polnareff did you know you can put a sponge through a sieve and it'd survive"
"hey polnareff did you know starfish have no brains or blood"
what an asshole not being around when i need to know about fish fucking
they have fish babies
im pretty sure they fuck
like
that's kind of a universal thing
shit i wish my friend was awake he knows all about shit like this
"hey polnareff did you know you can put a sponge through a sieve and it'd survive"
"hey polnareff did you know starfish have no brains or blood"
what an asshole not being around when i need to know about fish fucking
I didn't know that last thing about the starfish. That's sort of fascinating. Do they feel pain? If you were to cut one in half, would they grow into two new starfish? I have many questions now.
Anyway, there was this thing that was popular with noble around Antiva City, caviar. Fish eggs, essentially. A delicacy.
Also, there was this one noble I had a contract on once who kept fish in an aquarium, and he told me he'd watched them mate. She lays the eggs and then he comes and spurts on them and wanders off. A very boring affair, all told.
So fish hatch from eggs like birds do. I always wondered why that was? It seems so efficient I wonder why we all don't do that.
Anyway, there was this thing that was popular with noble around Antiva City, caviar. Fish eggs, essentially. A delicacy.
Also, there was this one noble I had a contract on once who kept fish in an aquarium, and he told me he'd watched them mate. She lays the eggs and then he comes and spurts on them and wanders off. A very boring affair, all told.
So fish hatch from eggs like birds do. I always wondered why that was? It seems so efficient I wonder why we all don't do that.
I'm pretty sure you can cut em in half. I mean, don't go out and do it just cuz I said so, I'm not sure, but I think that's true.
What kind of contract? Also: that's a really creepy noble. I mean, who does that?
What kind of contract? Also: that's a really creepy noble. I mean, who does that?
I know! And with me next to him, naked, pretending to be interested in this bizarre attempt at pillow talk. Some people never learn how to use their tongues.
At least it wasn't for long. I'd poisoned his wine at the party; which coincidentally answers your first question.
At least it wasn't for long. I'd poisoned his wine at the party; which coincidentally answers your first question.
Oh.
. . . so what'd he do to get a contract?
. . . so what'd he do to get a contract?
Oh, the usual, probably. Cheated a business partner, got in someone's way, insulted another noble's wife; who knows? I didn't really ask in those days, and it's been so long I can hardly remember the first ones.
You just kill anyone who pays you, no questions asked?
[new friend no...........]
[new friend no...........]
I used to. I was a part of my homeland's most prestigious assassin's guild. How I left it is a very long story, and I ask a good deal more questions these days.
But with those caveats considered, we could talk.
But with those caveats considered, we could talk.
I can fight my own battles. i'm just wondering if you gotta be one of them, if you're going around killing others.
But if that's not the case anymore, we're fine.
But if that's not the case anymore, we're fine.
Hardly. These days are far more peaceful, at least on my end. I haven't had to straighten out a bounty hunter in months.
It's been positively relaxing.
Though I won't lie, some of the native factions have earned my ire, lately.
[Which, if things turn worse for the refugees, isn't an option he's taking off the table entirely, but not everyone needs to know about that.]
It's been positively relaxing.
Though I won't lie, some of the native factions have earned my ire, lately.
[Which, if things turn worse for the refugees, isn't an option he's taking off the table entirely, but not everyone needs to know about that.]