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Jean Pierre Polnareff - inbox; i don't know what you all expected
22 August 2019 @ 05:09 pm
inbox; i don't know what you all expected
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well
okay then
was it worth it
was it worth platonically prostituting yourself to a bug
okay then
was it worth it
was it worth platonically prostituting yourself to a bug
Did you know you're more annoying than a giant bug? I didn't think it was possible.
It was essentially what I imagine holding hands with a Stand would be like.
[things he has really imagined.]
It was essentially what I imagine holding hands with a Stand would be like.
[things he has really imagined.]
you never held hands with hierophant before?
Hierophant is mine and doesn't count. That's like holding your own hand.
hold chariot's hand tonight
i wanna see if it's just like holding hands with a bug
it better not be
i wanna see if it's just like holding hands with a bug
it better not be
Are you going to be insecure about it if it's the same?
[yes]
why would i be insecure about it
im not insecure about anything
anyway chariot is METAL he shouldn't feel like a bug b/c that would be WEIRD
why would i be insecure about it
im not insecure about anything
anyway chariot is METAL he shouldn't feel like a bug b/c that would be WEIRD
[he'll relish it. he is already relishing it.]
I don't know, giant bugs are apparently smooth and cold, which sounds like metal to me.
I don't know, giant bugs are apparently smooth and cold, which sounds like metal to me.
that isn't the same thing at all and you know it
What is Chariot supposed to feel like, then? Not smooth and cold?
FIRST OF ALL theres a lot of different kinds of bugs so get your facts straight trivia boy
SECOND OF ALL chariot feels like METAL
THIRD OF ALL bugs don't feel METALLIC they feel like BUGS which can be smooth and cold but not in the same way
SECOND OF ALL chariot feels like METAL
THIRD OF ALL bugs don't feel METALLIC they feel like BUGS which can be smooth and cold but not in the same way
I don't need to tell you what kind of bug. They have exoskeletons, this is obvious.
And how many bugs have you held hands with?
And how many bugs have you held hands with?
only one less than you smartass
once doesn't make you an expert
once doesn't make you an expert
It makes me the experienced one. You don't know what bugs feel like.
you know what
i'll keep this in mind
mister experienced
we're stuck in a world like this but you know what you're doing, okay
i'll keep this in mind
mister experienced
we're stuck in a world like this but you know what you're doing, okay
When it comes to holding hands with bugs, yes, I know what I'm doing.
You never told me how your afternoon is going.
You never told me how your afternoon is going.
well
i met a kid. we had a whole lotta misunderstandings but
hey are you in public
i met a kid. we had a whole lotta misunderstandings but
hey are you in public
I
could not be? I suppose?
could not be? I suppose?
yeah maybe go somewhere you're on your own okay
or just come back to the room soon
or just come back to the room soon
Hmm.
Okay, I'll be there soon.
[Whatever this is, he might as well do it face to face... So he'll be back at the room soon, as promised, wishing he could play some mobile app games but ready for this mysterious story instead. Hi.]
Okay, I'll be there soon.
[Whatever this is, he might as well do it face to face... So he'll be back at the room soon, as promised, wishing he could play some mobile app games but ready for this mysterious story instead. Hi.]
[Is he still annoyed about the Bug Chariot thing? Yeah, kind of! Is he more preoccupied with how this is going to go down? Oh, yes. Is he using one to try and not think about the other? Assuredly.
It takes him another half-hour to get back home, but his eyes lock on Kakyoin the instant he walks in. How does he start this? Hey, remember that guy who killed you? Well, guess who's kid I ran into . . .]
Hey.
[Oh boy. Polnareff comes to sit next to him.]
Uh. So. I ran into the kid . . . a guy who knows me from the future.
It takes him another half-hour to get back home, but his eyes lock on Kakyoin the instant he walks in. How does he start this? Hey, remember that guy who killed you? Well, guess who's kid I ran into . . .]
Hey.
[Oh boy. Polnareff comes to sit next to him.]
Uh. So. I ran into the kid . . . a guy who knows me from the future.
[Know that Kakyoin has spent this hour just sitting and staring, since he's pretty sure that the second he decides to do something else while he waits, Polnareff will walk in the door. That's the half hour he has.
Anyway, thrill him. The future is already a bit raw as topics go, all things considered. He waits a beat, putting that emotion away, then-]
Alright. And?
Anyway, thrill him. The future is already a bit raw as topics go, all things considered. He waits a beat, putting that emotion away, then-]
Alright. And?
And . . .
[He rubs his mouth, his eyes flicking around Kakyoin's face.]
So I guess I help him fight someone. I give him strategic advice. We defeat this evil together. And, uh . . . I mean, no shock, right? Turns out I still fight thirteen years later, who coulda guess. But the kid, he--
His name is Giorno. Giorno Giovanna. He used to live with his step-father and his mother, cuz his real father died not too long after he was sired.
[. . .]
In Cairo, in 1989. Killed by five different men.
[He rubs his mouth, his eyes flicking around Kakyoin's face.]
So I guess I help him fight someone. I give him strategic advice. We defeat this evil together. And, uh . . . I mean, no shock, right? Turns out I still fight thirteen years later, who coulda guess. But the kid, he--
His name is Giorno. Giorno Giovanna. He used to live with his step-father and his mother, cuz his real father died not too long after he was sired.
[. . .]
In Cairo, in 1989. Killed by five different men.
Oh, him.
[Does it surprise him that Polnareff goes on to defeat more great evils? No, not at all. Is he immediately distracted by the memory that Giorno drank piss once? Definitely, which is actually a little lucky, as it softens the oncoming blow at least a little.
So, thanks Giorno Giovanna, for being a goddamn freak. Kakyoin sits back and looks at the ceiling, thinking about it. Should he also put this emotion neatly away...? Maybe not.]
Do you believe him? About the future.
[Does it surprise him that Polnareff goes on to defeat more great evils? No, not at all. Is he immediately distracted by the memory that Giorno drank piss once? Definitely, which is actually a little lucky, as it softens the oncoming blow at least a little.
So, thanks Giorno Giovanna, for being a goddamn freak. Kakyoin sits back and looks at the ceiling, thinking about it. Should he also put this emotion neatly away...? Maybe not.]
Do you believe him? About the future.
Yeah.
[It's based more on a gut feeling than anything proper, but aren't a lot of their decisions? Jotaro trusting him, trusting Kakyoin . . . it was based on gut feelings, nothing more.]
He doesn't feel like DIO. There's not the same . . . I don't know. He just doesn't feel the same. I think . . . I think if he was lying, he would've been a lot slicker about it.
[It's based more on a gut feeling than anything proper, but aren't a lot of their decisions? Jotaro trusting him, trusting Kakyoin . . . it was based on gut feelings, nothing more.]
He doesn't feel like DIO. There's not the same . . . I don't know. He just doesn't feel the same. I think . . . I think if he was lying, he would've been a lot slicker about it.