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Jean Pierre Polnareff - inbox; i don't know what you all expected
22 August 2019 @ 05:09 pm
inbox; i don't know what you all expected
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depends on how much i wanna get laid
the inmate one would be pretty funny admittedly
the inmate one would be pretty funny admittedly
there's a point where the sexiness yields a diminishing return you know there's such a thing as being subtle
huh guess you might have a point actually ill take it into consideration
if you're a sexy nurse i'm gonna be real disappointed
hey
help me think up a costume
don't be weird abobut it
hey
help me think up a costume
don't be weird abobut it
good thing my life doesn't hinge on meeting ur approval
why would I make it weird u weirdo
why would I make it weird u weirdo
said the sexy prisoner or nurse
in what way is that weird for halloween
other than because i'm a guy
other than because i'm a guy
[dot dot dot]
just don't
suggest that shit for me all right
just don't
suggest that shit for me all right
its on you if i wear an Aramis costume for the fifth year running
it's not my fault that you dont like the perfect fucking costume i picked for you jackass
you know what
no
go as a criminal
i've got a good idea for that
[Is he going to go dressed like the police dude from the Village People, yes, I don't know why anyone thought this would end differently. It's fine. It's masculine, and incidentally shows off his muscles, so. It's fine. It proves a point somehow, vaguely, maybe. Not really.]
no
go as a criminal
i've got a good idea for that
[Is he going to go dressed like the police dude from the Village People, yes, I don't know why anyone thought this would end differently. It's fine. It's masculine, and incidentally shows off his muscles, so. It's fine. It proves a point somehow, vaguely, maybe. Not really.]
fine
i guess you couldn't just dress up as yourself anyway
i guess you couldn't just dress up as yourself anyway
you know for someone who was almost a sexy nurse you're got a real bad bedside manner
murder nurse jp
MURDER nurse
MURDER nurse
sexy murder nurse
there's no way you're not sexy something okay i saw those cutouts
there's no way you're not sexy something okay i saw those cutouts
careful jp you're close to saying im sexy
i'll still kiss you to death
that's not off the table
that's not off the table
can you even still do that
anyway you wouldnt
anyway you wouldnt
i haven't exactly kissed anyone since so i don't know for sure
but no proably not
too bad tho i could've gotten like
1001 godfather references out of that if i'd known in time
but no proably not
too bad tho i could've gotten like
1001 godfather references out of that if i'd known in time
i mean you held my hand the other night so you're probably fine
do you like not have a lot of people to kiss
what could've been
do you like not have a lot of people to kiss
what could've been
not just yet
i mean i hung out with YOU the one time i went to a bar and i've been busy a bit
i mean i hung out with YOU the one time i went to a bar and i've been busy a bit
striking out with the ladies huh
that's rough buddy
that's rough buddy
you could pretend to be a little more sympathetic
if you'd struck out with dickula i'd be sympathetic
if you'd struck out with dickula i'd be sympathetic
that's about your dick not the costume
the costume's still funny
the costume's still funny