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Jean Pierre Polnareff - inbox; i don't know what you all expected
22 August 2019 @ 05:09 pm
inbox; i don't know what you all expected
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A giant bug held my hand for an hour today, how is your afternoon going?
[when you've known about texting for a week and you already know its true purpose: weird, out of context messages]
[when you've known about texting for a week and you already know its true purpose: weird, out of context messages]
Let me explain it a way you can understand.
🍒🤝🐜
🍒🤝🐜
hey yeah i fucking got it thank you but that doesn't explain why you were holding hands with A BUG or what that even means
don't be a dick kakyoin it's not even eight o'clock
[That's usually reserved for mornings, but whatever, he shouldn't have to deal with this before 8 PM either.]
don't be a dick kakyoin it's not even eight o'clock
[That's usually reserved for mornings, but whatever, he shouldn't have to deal with this before 8 PM either.]
It's not going to sound any better if I tell you the whole thing...
I wanted to look at some of those hologram scrolls, but there was a giant bug person there, and they wanted to hold hands to share the scrolls. I think. They didn't talk.
I wanted to look at some of those hologram scrolls, but there was a giant bug person there, and they wanted to hold hands to share the scrolls. I think. They didn't talk.
well
okay then
was it worth it
was it worth platonically prostituting yourself to a bug
okay then
was it worth it
was it worth platonically prostituting yourself to a bug
Did you know you're more annoying than a giant bug? I didn't think it was possible.
It was essentially what I imagine holding hands with a Stand would be like.
[things he has really imagined.]
It was essentially what I imagine holding hands with a Stand would be like.
[things he has really imagined.]
you never held hands with hierophant before?
Hierophant is mine and doesn't count. That's like holding your own hand.
hold chariot's hand tonight
i wanna see if it's just like holding hands with a bug
it better not be
i wanna see if it's just like holding hands with a bug
it better not be
Are you going to be insecure about it if it's the same?
[yes]
why would i be insecure about it
im not insecure about anything
anyway chariot is METAL he shouldn't feel like a bug b/c that would be WEIRD
why would i be insecure about it
im not insecure about anything
anyway chariot is METAL he shouldn't feel like a bug b/c that would be WEIRD
[he'll relish it. he is already relishing it.]
I don't know, giant bugs are apparently smooth and cold, which sounds like metal to me.
I don't know, giant bugs are apparently smooth and cold, which sounds like metal to me.
that isn't the same thing at all and you know it
What is Chariot supposed to feel like, then? Not smooth and cold?
FIRST OF ALL theres a lot of different kinds of bugs so get your facts straight trivia boy
SECOND OF ALL chariot feels like METAL
THIRD OF ALL bugs don't feel METALLIC they feel like BUGS which can be smooth and cold but not in the same way
SECOND OF ALL chariot feels like METAL
THIRD OF ALL bugs don't feel METALLIC they feel like BUGS which can be smooth and cold but not in the same way
I don't need to tell you what kind of bug. They have exoskeletons, this is obvious.
And how many bugs have you held hands with?
And how many bugs have you held hands with?
only one less than you smartass
once doesn't make you an expert
once doesn't make you an expert
It makes me the experienced one. You don't know what bugs feel like.
you know what
i'll keep this in mind
mister experienced
we're stuck in a world like this but you know what you're doing, okay
i'll keep this in mind
mister experienced
we're stuck in a world like this but you know what you're doing, okay
When it comes to holding hands with bugs, yes, I know what I'm doing.
You never told me how your afternoon is going.
You never told me how your afternoon is going.
well
i met a kid. we had a whole lotta misunderstandings but
hey are you in public
i met a kid. we had a whole lotta misunderstandings but
hey are you in public
I
could not be? I suppose?
could not be? I suppose?
yeah maybe go somewhere you're on your own okay
or just come back to the room soon
or just come back to the room soon
Hmm.
Okay, I'll be there soon.
[Whatever this is, he might as well do it face to face... So he'll be back at the room soon, as promised, wishing he could play some mobile app games but ready for this mysterious story instead. Hi.]
Okay, I'll be there soon.
[Whatever this is, he might as well do it face to face... So he'll be back at the room soon, as promised, wishing he could play some mobile app games but ready for this mysterious story instead. Hi.]