22 August 2019 @ 05:09 pm
inbox; i don't know what you all expected  

Audio | Video | Text | Action
 
 
( Post a new comment )
big tiddy goth gf[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 04:08 am (UTC)
who's to say i dont
anyway i'll take your suggestion into consideration
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: anger ⚔ don't make fun of me[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 04:09 am (UTC)
do

you??


also which way you leaning?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: it's the size of this walnut[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 04:10 am (UTC)
depends on how much i wanna get laid

the inmate one would be pretty funny admittedly
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ i know things[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 04:17 am (UTC)
there's a point where the sexiness yields a diminishing return you know there's such a thing as being subtle
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: DDRRRROPLETS[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 04:38 am (UTC)
huh guess you might have a point actually ill take it into consideration
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ --wait what?[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 04:44 am (UTC)
if you're a sexy nurse i'm gonna be real disappointed

hey

help me think up a costume

don't be weird abobut it
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: you said[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 04:46 am (UTC)
good thing my life doesn't hinge on meeting ur approval

why would I make it weird u weirdo
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ hold on friend[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 05:11 am (UTC)
said the sexy prisoner or nurse
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: it's the only way out[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 12:48 pm (UTC)
in what way is that weird for halloween
other than because i'm a guy
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: anger ⚔ whyyyyyy are you[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 05:47 pm (UTC)
[dot dot dot]

just don't

suggest that shit for me all right
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: and making dollars[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 05:50 pm (UTC)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: anger ⚔ is that a lady[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 05:56 pm (UTC)
its on you if i wear an Aramis costume for the fifth year running
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: try and hear me then I'm done[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 05:57 pm (UTC)
it's not my fault that you dont like the perfect fucking costume i picked for you jackass
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: anger ⚔ dot dot motherfucking dot[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:04 pm (UTC)
you know what

no

go as a criminal

i've got a good idea for that


[Is he going to go dressed like the police dude from the Village People, yes, I don't know why anyone thought this would end differently. It's fine. It's masculine, and incidentally shows off his muscles, so. It's fine. It proves a point somehow, vaguely, maybe. Not really.]
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: it looks like two balls and a bong![personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:09 pm (UTC)
fine
i guess you couldn't just dress up as yourself anyway
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ what weighs more[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:11 pm (UTC)
you know for someone who was almost a sexy nurse you're got a real bad bedside manner
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: and it's what I hate the most[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:12 pm (UTC)
murder nurse jp
MURDER nurse
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ is that kakyoin in heels[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:26 pm (UTC)
sexy murder nurse

there's no way you're not sexy something okay i saw those cutouts
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: WINE MOM[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:27 pm (UTC)
careful jp you're close to saying im sexy
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ he says he's in love with you[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:31 pm (UTC)
i'll still kiss you to death

that's not off the table
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:35 pm (UTC)
can you even still do that
anyway you wouldnt
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ is that kakyoin in heels[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:36 pm (UTC)
i haven't exactly kissed anyone since so i don't know for sure

but no proably not

too bad tho i could've gotten like

1001 godfather references out of that if i'd known in time
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
big tiddy goth gf: it doesn't matter[personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:40 pm (UTC)
i mean you held my hand the other night so you're probably fine
do you like not have a lot of people to kiss

what could've been
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: anger ⚔ dot dot motherfucking dot[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:43 pm (UTC)
not just yet

i mean i hung out with YOU the one time i went to a bar and i've been busy a bit
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
(no subject) - [personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:46 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 06:51 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 06:53 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 07:29 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 07:35 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 08:08 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] teaserving on October 3rd, 2019 08:10 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] silvercrusader on October 4th, 2019 03:48 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] teaserving on October 4th, 2019 03:49 am (UTC)
Jean Pierre Polnareff: talk ⚔ honestly babe[personal profile] silvercrusader on October 3rd, 2019 04:17 am (UTC)
that's about your dick not the costume

the costume's still funny
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)