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Jean Pierre Polnareff - inbox; i don't know what you all expected
22 August 2019 @ 05:09 pm
inbox; i don't know what you all expected
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it's fucking halloween what the hell do you think i mean
i'm like an hour into a workout the only thing i'm thinking about is how much longer i have to go
anyway
1) what do you mean by sexy like give me specifics here what is happening
2) why aer you murdering people always
anyway
1) what do you mean by sexy like give me specifics here what is happening
2) why aer you murdering people always
i mean what the hell do you think they are hang on i'll just send you some pictures
anyway murder because it's halloween i'm gonna be covered blood
probably fake blood
you never know what i'm feeling
anyway murder because it's halloween i'm gonna be covered blood
probably fake blood
you never know what i'm feeling
[Genuinely, though, it does cause a bit of distress, if only because-- well, he does look good. Objectively. It's not a gay thing, it's just an appreciation thing. Like looking at a cut-out, or, you know, something not pornographic. It's not sexual appreciation, it's just an appreciation for the body or something.
Whatever.]
Whatever.]
criminal
it's ironic and you can spread your legs without giving everyone a show
it's ironic and you can spread your legs without giving everyone a show
is my dick a problem for you
is that what i said? no im saying do you wanna whip your dick out all day?
who's to say i dont
anyway i'll take your suggestion into consideration
anyway i'll take your suggestion into consideration
do
you??
also which way you leaning?
you??
also which way you leaning?
depends on how much i wanna get laid
the inmate one would be pretty funny admittedly
the inmate one would be pretty funny admittedly
there's a point where the sexiness yields a diminishing return you know there's such a thing as being subtle
huh guess you might have a point actually ill take it into consideration
if you're a sexy nurse i'm gonna be real disappointed
hey
help me think up a costume
don't be weird abobut it
hey
help me think up a costume
don't be weird abobut it
good thing my life doesn't hinge on meeting ur approval
why would I make it weird u weirdo
why would I make it weird u weirdo
said the sexy prisoner or nurse
in what way is that weird for halloween
other than because i'm a guy
other than because i'm a guy
[dot dot dot]
just don't
suggest that shit for me all right
just don't
suggest that shit for me all right
its on you if i wear an Aramis costume for the fifth year running
it's not my fault that you dont like the perfect fucking costume i picked for you jackass
you know what
no
go as a criminal
i've got a good idea for that
[Is he going to go dressed like the police dude from the Village People, yes, I don't know why anyone thought this would end differently. It's fine. It's masculine, and incidentally shows off his muscles, so. It's fine. It proves a point somehow, vaguely, maybe. Not really.]
no
go as a criminal
i've got a good idea for that
[Is he going to go dressed like the police dude from the Village People, yes, I don't know why anyone thought this would end differently. It's fine. It's masculine, and incidentally shows off his muscles, so. It's fine. It proves a point somehow, vaguely, maybe. Not really.]
fine
i guess you couldn't just dress up as yourself anyway
i guess you couldn't just dress up as yourself anyway
that's about your dick not the costume
the costume's still funny
the costume's still funny